A Complete Waste of Space

I hate those Douchebag meteor showers

if Rugg can do it, anyone can

"They just look like stars for an instant as they slash across the sky, but they have nothing to do with stars. They are real particles that are being incinerated as they strike the Earth," said Dickinson, as he explained what astronomers call the "most reliable celestial event."

OK.

So by saying that they are "real" particles, are we to infer that stars aren't "real"?
And aren't there thousands of extremely "reliable celestial events"?
Why the fuck am I asking you retards?

The "most reliable celestial event" Dizzy has had? When he chose his name for the forums........