The principles of canning or is it corn porn?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:31 pm
PRINCIPAL: STUDENTS CAN ‘HURL’ CANS OF CORN AT GUNMEN AS ‘LAST RESORT’
W.F. Burns Middle School principal Princella Holley suggested stockpiling “cans of food such as corn and peas in classrooms” so students could grab them and “hurl” them at school attackers as a “last resort.”
Holley wrote, “We realize at first this may seem odd; however, it is a practice that would catch an intruder off guard.” She believes “the canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive.”
Holley’s letter came about after school employees “received training from Auburn University’s Department of Public Safety.”
That above plan, sounds like something 'Princella Slip' would throw out here?
Would it be legal to carry that can of corn, concealed?
How many cans of corn would ya be allowed to possess?
If you are in possession of more than two cans? Should you be labeled a 'corn nut'?
How do you keep canned corn out small children and the mentally ill folks hands?
Should every pantry have a lock installed by law and should canned corn be taxed to pay for enforcement?
Does Obama have the legal authority to unilaterally use 'executive decision' and bypass the Congress in implementing the new 'canned corn' law and it's enforcement?
Wouldn't frozen corn be safer?
Would it be legal? To use a 'can of corn' that was out of date?
Should a 'can of corn' have a unique serial number applied?
Should Registration be required?
Discuss:
W.F. Burns Middle School principal Princella Holley suggested stockpiling “cans of food such as corn and peas in classrooms” so students could grab them and “hurl” them at school attackers as a “last resort.”
Holley wrote, “We realize at first this may seem odd; however, it is a practice that would catch an intruder off guard.” She believes “the canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive.”
Holley’s letter came about after school employees “received training from Auburn University’s Department of Public Safety.”
That above plan, sounds like something 'Princella Slip' would throw out here?
Would it be legal to carry that can of corn, concealed?
How many cans of corn would ya be allowed to possess?
If you are in possession of more than two cans? Should you be labeled a 'corn nut'?
How do you keep canned corn out small children and the mentally ill folks hands?
Should every pantry have a lock installed by law and should canned corn be taxed to pay for enforcement?
Does Obama have the legal authority to unilaterally use 'executive decision' and bypass the Congress in implementing the new 'canned corn' law and it's enforcement?
Wouldn't frozen corn be safer?
Would it be legal? To use a 'can of corn' that was out of date?
Should a 'can of corn' have a unique serial number applied?
Should Registration be required?
Discuss:
