He's WAY AHEAD of Little Johnny. . . . . . . . . .
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:34 am
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
LITTLE KEVIN SAYS:
"I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT, THEN BECOME A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN MONTE CARLO, A MANSION IN SWITZERLAND, A GULFSTREAM G6 JET , AN INFINITY VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."
THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN,
DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . .. . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin's whore."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
LITTLE KEVIN SAYS:
"I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT, THEN BECOME A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN MONTE CARLO, A MANSION IN SWITZERLAND, A GULFSTREAM G6 JET , AN INFINITY VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."
THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN,
DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . .. . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin's whore."