A Complete Waste of Space

Came across this today on another forum I post in.

Guy #1
"Just trying to be fair and balanced, my hatred crosses all borders."

Guy #2
"So, when did you get a job at the local FOX affiliate?"

Damn R_D...yer resilient...so, ya mean there's some other place...where ya get yer ass handed to ya...on a regular basis?

Old Pudfark sez: " Stamina or Stubbornness....? "

From the SAME thread!

Guy #1
"She's fat with small boobs...not a good combination."

Guy #2
"So she's from Texas. Does it say where in Texas she's from?"

Guy #3
"Flatsow, Texas."