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Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:39 am
by Pudfark
Yup this here could be the self help group for Slick and R_D.
Best of all? It' as approved..it's Global and it's "ISISsy"s.

EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.

In televised remarks on Egypt's Al-Tahrir TV on June 26 and translated into English by the Middle East Media Research Institute, cleric Mazhar Shahin told his viewers that members of the Muslim Brotherhood were engaging in homosexual anal sex acts as a way to "wage jihad in the name of Allah." It was a "new kind of jihad," he explained, where "they practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes jihad for the sake of Allah." The acts are sanctioned if the jihadists are far from their wives. He does not explain how engaging in homosexual sex in private furthers the cause of establishing an Islamic caliphate – the goal of most mujahidin – but compares it with "sexual jihad," an act he describes as when "somebody takes a woman and has sex with her because he is waging jihad."

The anal jihad "catastrophe," he continued, was proof that "the (Muslim Brotherhood) is a bunch of hopeless and desperate peddlers who have reached a state of foolishness, stupidity, filth, and so on, to the highest imaginable degree." He emphasizes multiple times that this is not just deviant behavior performed by individuals straying from jihadist ideals, but rather, behavior sanctioned by Muslim Brotherhood sheiks. "Their sheiks permit them to do these things. This is despicable, foolish, and asinine," he concludes.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014 ... Anal-Jihad

Old Pufark sez: " Save a camel...hump a jihadi or better yet, a liberal... " :lol:

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:59 am
by callmeslick
ewww

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:32 am
by Pudfark
Fixored... "ewwwe" ;)

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:49 am
by Pudfark
Now this for those not willing to take the plunge above...........

It's the whiff of the future......

STUDY: SMELLING PASSED GAS MAY PREVENT CANCER AND OTHER DISEASES

EXETER, England, July 11 (UPI) -- When people pass gas, most bystanders scatter and hold their breath, but researchers at the University of Exeter in England suggest sticking around and inhaling through the nostrils.

Scientists say savoring the noxious gas hydrogen sulfide -- a byproduct of the body's work breaking down food -- could help stave off the development of cancer.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Lond ... r-diseases

I'm sure pending approval from the NHS and OBamaCare, this "passing trend" will be "mandated".
Just a simple name change from "farting" to "blowing the kiss of life".

Old Pudfark sez: " Yup, a bowl of beans and an elevator ride and then once around the block for some anal jihadi......ya could live forever... "

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:55 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Between that and the Korean toilets ..... get some therapy Pud.

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:57 pm
by callmeslick
it's a unique level of obsession, to be sure.

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:06 pm
by Pudfark
You two were obviously born "down wind". :lol:

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:13 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Pudfark wrote:You two were obviously born "down wind". :lol:
Maybe.
But your obvious compulsion with anal excrement trumps both of us!

Re: Butt hurt and the "Anal Jihad"

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:05 pm
by Pudfark
Well R_D....yer living proof...that a "square peg" can be pounded into a "round hole". :lol:

Old Pudfark sez: " I believe y'all call it.....a "Anal YeeHaw"... "