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Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:25 pm
by callmeslick
Pud is about to go to the border for a few days. I'm going to the beach for a few days. The similarities?

1. We probably both should have packed more sunscreen.
2. We'll probably both be hanging with beer swilling Southerners. Mine will just be armed with surfcasting rods.
3. We'll likely both be eating food that we would have never been able to obtain without immigrants in our produce fields.
4. We'll both be sitting in comfy chairs ogling young women in skimpy beachwear. Only difference, mine will be alive in front of me. His in magazines with sticky pages.
5. We'll both be able to enjoy the freedom of movement and expression which our Constitution grants us.
6. We'll both sit around whining like crybabies over the fact that Obama was elected twice, and Hillary is likely to be President next.....oh, wait, that's just Pud.

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:26 pm
by callmeslick
I guess the real question is, which of us will accomplish more in the coming week to better the nation? ;)

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:55 am
by fatman
callmeslick wrote:3. We'll likely both be eating food that we would have never been able to obtain without immigrants in our produce fields.
Really? Lettuce got picked before they came

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:44 am
by Reservoir_Dog
fatman wrote:
callmeslick wrote:3. We'll likely both be eating food that we would have never been able to obtain without immigrants in our produce fields.
Really? Lettuce got picked before they came
Sure. But not as cheap! :lol:

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:13 am
by callmeslick
fatman wrote:
callmeslick wrote:3. We'll likely both be eating food that we would have never been able to obtain without immigrants in our produce fields.
Really? Lettuce got picked before they came
by whichever cheap labor immigrant group was available. In my home area, the inital produce farms were slave-owning.

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:34 am
by Pudfark
callmeslick wrote:Pud is about to go to the border for a few days. I'm going to the beach for a few days. The similarities?

1. We probably both should have packed more sunscreen.
2. We'll probably both be hanging with beer swilling Southerners. Mine will just be armed with surfcasting rods.
3. We'll likely both be eating food that we would have never been able to obtain without immigrants in our produce fields.
4. We'll both be sitting in comfy chairs ogling young women in skimpy beachwear. Only difference, mine will be alive in front of me. His in magazines with sticky pages.
5. We'll both be able to enjoy the freedom of movement and expression which our Constitution grants us.
6. We'll both sit around whining like crybabies over the fact that Obama was elected twice, and Hillary is likely to be President next.....oh, wait, that's just Pud.
Yer brains, common sense....my turd and a kernal of corn.
:lol:

LIke the lettuce thingy fats... :lol: It was my first impression/take on this.

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:00 am
by callmeslick
...and the big difference seems to be that I actually go where I claim to be going. Caught a mess of fish, too: Kingfish by the ton, a couple hefty little Croakers, and a very decent Flounder!! w00t. Back to Delaware before a tropical storm blows up the coast. I would have stayed down there, but the wife is a wuss, and we ARE supposed to host the family July 4 weekend cookout!

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:59 am
by Pudfark
Actually Slick...there are no similarities between us.....keep fishing. :)

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:08 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
callmeslick wrote:...and the big difference seems to be that I actually go where I claim to be going.
You ain't no Tex-ass pussy! :lol:

Re: Similarities between Pud and Myself.....

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:18 pm
by Pudfark
Nope....R_D.
Slick smells like shrimp. :lol: