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Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:38 pm
by Pudfark
http://video.foxnews.com/v/337244971000 ... show-clips
There's a very brief commercial...before the "sketch" is shown. The suspect is a known avid golfer and liar.....He could, now, appear a little older.... as the sketch is somewhat dated.
Old Pudfark sez: " This should not be confused with our own (R_D) cereal surreal urinator... "
Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:11 pm
by callmeslick
slow news day, I see...........

Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:39 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
It's all Obama's fault.
Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:54 pm
by Pudfark
Reservoir_Dog wrote:It's all Obama's fault.
Glad ya enjoyed the short vid and finally guessed.....rite/right/write.

Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:10 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Pudfark wrote:Glad ya enjoyed the short vid and finally guessed.....rite/right/write.

Actually, the vid was semi professional crap.
I just figure it's the same dude who pissed on the Alamo.
Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:23 pm
by Pudfark
Well the "Ala
mo-de" turd...is gonna get 18 months of "golden showers" and anal intercourse in the Texas Dept. of Corrections....that's how justice is "served" here.
Old Pudfark sez: " Ahem! ya forgot to mention the ass whippings he's gonna get on a daily basis...fer the next year and a half... "
Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:18 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Ya gotta love Tex-ass.
Murderers, rapists, drug dealers, child molesters, kidnappers, wife beaters ..... get off scott free.
But take a piss on a brick wall! Holy shit! Dude, you are going down! And you're going down hard!

Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:10 am
by Pudfark
It's been said about the Texas Prison System....That some folks arrive "whole" and when they "come" out, they leave hole.
C'mon down R_D and pee on a fire hydrant...experience some of that "structured" hospitality?
Then ya can change yer name.....to....."Corn_Dog" or "C_D" fer short.........

Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:18 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
I hear so many Mexicans have pissed on the Alamo that you could build a moat around it and bottle cerveza with what fills it.

Re: Florida police release sketch of serial urinator
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:12 am
by Pudfark
C'mon down fer that Corn_Dog...if'n that ain't "filling" enough?
Ya can always have yer "salad tossed"...until it looks like a frito pie...onions are extra.
