My fearless 2012 NFL predictions.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:31 am
NFC
East: Picture four starving Pitt Bulls all fighting for the same scrap of meat. By the time these teams are done beating the shit out of each other there may not be a wild card team come from the east. The Philadelphia Eagles will come out on top. Probably via tie breakers.
North: Picture three starving Pitt Bulls all fighting for the same scrap of meat. The Green Bay Packers come away with the meat. They were 15 - 1 last year and got better on defense. That's scary.
South: New Orleans Saints. Brees is too good to get all the drama get to him. Dispite the off season mess, this is still the team to beat in the south.
West: San Francisco 49ers. And they'll make it look easy.
Wild Cards: Detroit Lions, Atlanta Falcons
Cinderella team: Carolina Panthers
Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Seattle Seahawks
Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: St. Louis Rams. If this team wins 4 games I'll eat raw road kill stuffed with shards of glass.
AFC
East: New England Patriots. Brady, Gronk, Hernandez, Welker, Gaffney, Lloyd, Branch, Woodhead.......are you kidding me! When your 4th tier wide reciever is Donte Stallworth you know you have a stacked offense! Can Brady throw 55 TD's this year? Sure. Why not? Can he throw 60? With this crew, sure. Why not? The only thing stopping him would be having two broken arms. (because I'm pretty sure he could still do it with two broken legs!)
North: Baltimore Ravens. It's do or die time for the Ravens. That defense isn't going to last forever. They'll play like monsters this year.
South: Houston Texans. Excellent team, but not very deep. If the starters can stay healthy the sky is the limit.
West: Kansas City Chiefs. Yup, you read that right. Now stop laughing.
Wild Cards: Pittsburgh Steelers, Denver Broncos
Cinderella team: Buffalo Bills.
Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Tennessee Titans
Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: Cleveland Browns. Every home game this year should be declared a day of mourning by Cleveland's Mayor.
NFC Championship game: Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles
AFC Championship game: New England Patriots vs. Baltimore Ravens
Super Bowl: New England Patriots vs. Green Bay Packers
East: Picture four starving Pitt Bulls all fighting for the same scrap of meat. By the time these teams are done beating the shit out of each other there may not be a wild card team come from the east. The Philadelphia Eagles will come out on top. Probably via tie breakers.
North: Picture three starving Pitt Bulls all fighting for the same scrap of meat. The Green Bay Packers come away with the meat. They were 15 - 1 last year and got better on defense. That's scary.
South: New Orleans Saints. Brees is too good to get all the drama get to him. Dispite the off season mess, this is still the team to beat in the south.
West: San Francisco 49ers. And they'll make it look easy.
Wild Cards: Detroit Lions, Atlanta Falcons
Cinderella team: Carolina Panthers
Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Seattle Seahawks
Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: St. Louis Rams. If this team wins 4 games I'll eat raw road kill stuffed with shards of glass.
AFC
East: New England Patriots. Brady, Gronk, Hernandez, Welker, Gaffney, Lloyd, Branch, Woodhead.......are you kidding me! When your 4th tier wide reciever is Donte Stallworth you know you have a stacked offense! Can Brady throw 55 TD's this year? Sure. Why not? Can he throw 60? With this crew, sure. Why not? The only thing stopping him would be having two broken arms. (because I'm pretty sure he could still do it with two broken legs!)
North: Baltimore Ravens. It's do or die time for the Ravens. That defense isn't going to last forever. They'll play like monsters this year.
South: Houston Texans. Excellent team, but not very deep. If the starters can stay healthy the sky is the limit.
West: Kansas City Chiefs. Yup, you read that right. Now stop laughing.
Wild Cards: Pittsburgh Steelers, Denver Broncos
Cinderella team: Buffalo Bills.
Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Tennessee Titans
Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: Cleveland Browns. Every home game this year should be declared a day of mourning by Cleveland's Mayor.
NFC Championship game: Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles
AFC Championship game: New England Patriots vs. Baltimore Ravens
Super Bowl: New England Patriots vs. Green Bay Packers