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Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:54 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:13 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:34 pm
by Pudfark
The preferred 'jammies' are the 'Delaware's....'

Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:28 am
by Darkhorse
Jill Stein-Clinton, who’s a tree hugger, a liberal Green Party Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the Stein-Clinton slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. Stein-Clinton demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare...they turned you down.
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:10 pm
by Pudfark
Outstanding^^^^^^

Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:30 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:32 pm
by Pudfark
yup Slick....yer on a roll.

Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:57 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:29 pm
by Pudfark
Just sayin' nicely...R_D...ya left yer fly open on photobucket...might wanna shut it down before somebody does a felony on it..?
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:40 am
by fatman
Darkhorse wrote:Jill Stein-Clinton, who’s a tree hugger, a liberal Green Party Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the Stein-Clinton slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. Stein-Clinton demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare...they turned you down.
Thats gold Jerry