After 14 years of common-law bliss ...

[Pudfark]

Here's a little marital advice....don't make this 'miss-steak'....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coANMLRMirQ

[Tolwyn]

In all seriousness, you should webcam it (stream) it for us idiots.
And she has to flash boobies. They can be hers, yours, doesn't matter.

[Pudfark]

In all seriousness, you should webcam it (stream) it for us idiots.
And she has to flash boobies. They can be hers, yours, doesn't matter.

"Never argue with the Moderator/Site Admin"...yeah, I know. But, dammit Tolwyn, all was well until you said "yours"...

Not trying to start a riot here...but?

THIS:


Not THIS:


Thank You.

[fatman]

Seeing as fatman has not made the 'rounds' today....I'm temporarily appointing myself as his barrister in this matter.
On his behalf, I'm asserting his claim/privilege of 'Prima Noctae' on this joyous occasion.

Here in Texas....we call that....first come, first served.

I do believe as the only Non Res loyal subjext of the crown this is my right so settle down there dude

And congrats Res :fistbump:

[Pudfark]

http://www.littlethings.com/monkey-adop ... ubexchange

Still congrats...this for a little levity.

[Reservoir_Dog]

I'm sure Chipz will pop in sooner or later. Unfortunately, she's in a bit of a bad way right now.
You see, she slipped into a state of shock after she realized ... a bit too late ... that she had said "yes".

[Pudfark]

I'm getting the idea...that Chipz is now reading..."The Art of the Deal".

[callmeslick]

[Reservoir_Dog]

Given our sense of humour ... that's probably the perfect response!

[Pudfark]

Seems like you've gone from....

THIS:


To THIS:


I hope not...