How about them Patriots?

The New England Patriots suck! Discuss.
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The problem has been fixed, the football the Pats will be using has arrived in Phoenix for the game!

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Now we have demonstrable evidence that if you try to lead from behind, eventually the guys up front will stop looking back for instructions.
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Enough of the bullshit.. the 'alleged' balls were replaced at the half, and the Pats dominated from that point forward.. If the 'deflated balls' gave the pats an advantage, why did they dominate after the half?
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turns out only one was under past 1 ounce, and out of tolerance range for cold weather. Further, the Pats have furnished security video of essentially everything after the ok from the refs to the field, except for 90 seconds, while the staffer took a piss.
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new report--"NFL officials approved the balls at the deflated levels" Case Closed.
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callmeslick wrote:new report--"NFL officials approved the balls at the deflated levels" Case Closed.
BREAKING NEWS: Robert K. Kraft has purchased the NFL for an undisclosed amount of money!
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the deal was mostly in the form of stock shares and 27 tons of Velveeta.
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Due to the resent revelation that Tom Brady likes things deflated .... apparently Gisele is considering breast reduction surgery! :o
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


and on that note, I'll say goodbye. I'm on the train to New England in the AM, see y'all after the Pats victory.
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YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I may not be awake enough yet to work efficiently but somehow that grin stays right on my face.

What a great game.... :mrgreen:
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What the fuck was Seattle thinking?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

1st down ... on the 1 yard line ... a touchdown wins the Super Bowl.
They pass. :shock:

Monumentally stupid!
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