A Complete Waste of Space

That was actually me Notice the Saltire flag and my name in the tweet. So far Donald has not replied

I really missed happy shappy or whatever that dude was called...happy ploppy? whatever. But every single time I step in some dogshite...I remember him

Where is Happy Happy today though? Did the village finally find their idiot and claim him? Maybe he is out with his pokey hat on scaring some people? Or is he just still sitting in his Mom's basement being angry at the interweb

I moved on to scrabble

Just doing my once a year visit

Guess what I saw today?

I was walking back from a shop after buying some tools and a dog had done the largest most disgusting looking shit on the pavement. I mean it was huge and smelly and the locals had called out the cops who then called out the guys in HAZMAT suits. They turned up then said "no ...

I came, I saw, it was the same old same old.

Might pop back in another year, meantime stay safe folks and try not to inhale, lick windows or eat the yellow snow.

This place has been a lot of fun over the years. I've met a lot of nice people and enjoyed it a lot. But for the last long while it has just been pretty crap, same shit over and over again.

I'm not saying I'm away for good, just for a while. No offence to even the village idiot who writes in ...

Right in the growlers